|This is what happens when you get the hots for your brother.|
|Give me my teeth back biach|
Sometimes I think if they got rabies and started frothing at the mouth they'd have nicer personalities. What do they say? Like dog like Owner? Exactly. Oh - and if your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise. Put on your tennis shoes Porky, walking around the block isn't enough and maybe why your dog is so mean.
|If your dog is fat, you are probably a porker.|
Stop your selfish antics. He is taken and never chose you. Ever. Fact. Normally people who are ugly on the outside are pretty on the inside because there has to be a balance somewhere. Ever wonder why you are 41 and single? Now you know. Any questions? By the way - fabulous performance in Lord of the Rings as Lead Ork.
If I hear one more woman in her thirties go on about how spiritual they are when they are using it as a thin and fairly crappy rouse to try and get into some married guys trousers, I am going to smack them in the face with a chair. We unbelievably know of one relationship that was broken up this way. Disgusting. And the thing that's so weird, is this particular individual looks like a transexual and is bat shit crazy, while the now ex was quite beautiful. So odd.